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>Could someone clue me in on how to ask for extras at a >massage parlor? Also how do you determine if the massage >ads in the classifieds are sexual massages? Ask before the session, after you've taken off your clothes. This is normally the time to discuss tipping and services. You're supposed to tell her what you want, and how much you're willing to pay. Use their terminology. "Manual release" means hand job; "oral" for blow job; "full service" or "straight sex" for screwing; "half-and-half" for blow job followed by screwing. You might say, "I'd like a full service session - how's sixty?" If she doesn't do it, she'll tell you so, and you can move on from there. If you're interested in other extras, like eating pussy, french kissing, cumming on her, etc. mention them as well. No harm done. If she wants to try for more money, she'll either say it's not enough and wait for you to offer more or just tell you her price. Then you negotiate from there. The key is that it's your job to say what kind of sex you're after, not hers to volunteer what she'll do. This is because she's vulnerable to police stings, while a massage patron is virtually invulnerable. As for finding a spa that offers sex, here are a few guidelines: -Any place that features "therapeutic" massage, or is listed in the yellow pages under "Massage Therapy" does NOT sell sex. -All Oriental spas DO sell at least hand jobs, or else go out of business fast. -Any place that advertises in the sports section sells sex of some sort. -Most any place that keeps late evening hours (past 9PM) sells sex. If in doubt, call them and ask: -Do they have an all-girl staff? -Do you have a choice of girls? -Does the session take place in a private room? -Do the girls work for tips? -Do they offer a shower? (Also, is it an "assisted shower"?) -Are appointments recommended, or advised? CMG
Date: June 1996 Many massage parlours are extra cautious and offer full service only to repeat customers. Sometimes it can be worthwhile to try again, especially if the girl was nice and the massage was good. If you plan on doing this, you might want to ask first when your girl is working again, because otherwise you won't be recognized as a repeat customer. Atta
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 21:35:58 -0500 (EST) Subject: Finding a "Full Service" Massage Parlour One tip you may want to forward to your readers who are looking for "full service" massage parlours or accupressure clinics. If the room you are going to be serviced in has a curtain or beads in the doorway instead of a lockable door, plan on getting just a massage. Almost every "full sevice" massage parlor/accupressure clinic I have encountered had a lockable door to ensure privacy.
Date: Sat, 22 Feb 1997 22:01:27 -0500 (EST) >It is my understanding that one of the ways to determine (before >undressing) if the person you are soliciting is a police officer is to >ask them a question, which they are obliged to answer correctly. To the >best of my knowledge, the wording to this question goes something like: >"Are you or have you ever been an officer of the court or of the law?" > >Do I have the wording right or am I missing something (obviously, this >is not something you want to abbreviate, so if there's more to it than >this, please email or better still post so everyone can benefit)!! There is no such question. Undercover police officers are allowed to lie to you. The closest thing that exists is to get the sex worker to bring up prices and services, but she won't unless she is stupid or a cop willing to lie on the witness stand about what she said. Let us consider the larger question about how to avoid being arrested when soliciting AND not getting robbed or beat up AND not paying big bucks for nothing. Here is a method that I have been using for years, and it does work. First, forget streetwalkers. Even if the girl is OK, cops love to catch you in the act. They also love to pose as streetwalkers. Criminals love to rob you while you are parked. Some girls are masters at picking your pocket while your pants are down. The whole street scene causes a great deal of community outrage, and invites police crackdowns. Stay away. Escorts can be a better deal if you take some precautions. Rent a room in a highrise hotel near the top. Don't bring anything in the room with you except cash, your clothes, and I.D (and I DON'T mean your full wallet with credit cards!). Call your escort, and when she arrives lock the door and set the little deadbolt thingie so that even someone with a key can't get in without breaking something. Also, put out the do not disturb card and get a good look at the hallway while doing it. Now for the hard part. Ripoffs will insist that you pay up front before discussing anything. They claim that this protects them (it doesn't). You MUST refuse to pay until you agree on what you will do. If she won't, say good bye and call another escort agency. This newsgroup is full of sad stories about paying $250 for 15 minutes of nude dancing..... You just have to be willing to let her go. This involves thinking with your brain instead if your dick, so many men cannot manage it. Follow this advice and you have a good chance with an escort. Be willing to say NO. In my opinion, the safest way is to use a massage place. Pick one that advertises in your local sex rag, is open until 9 or 10 at night (2 AM is ideal) and charges $40 for 1/2 hour. Pay your $40, take a shower if it is offered (sometimes no-shower customers don't get full service), and go to your massage room. Now for the important part. Put your wallet in plain sight with $60 or $80 showing. Fan out 3 or 4 $20 bills like a poker hand sticking out of the wallet. Do not speak a word about this. If she asks, tell her "That's my tip money. Thanks! I wouldn't want it to fall out!" and put it in the wallet. You may be speaking to a cop, so you become a massage seeker who does not want sex if any more questions of that nature are asked. Most of the time nothing is said. O.K., so there you are on the table wondering about full service. While on your belly, remove the towel over your butt. If she puts it back, take it off again. If she puts it on again, you become the massage seeker. Try to have an erection, then turn over and see what happens. At no time do you talk about sex or money. Tell her she is pretty, ask her where she is from, but never talk about sex or cash before the actual full service begins. If nothing happens, don't tip, and insist on a full 30 minutes of massage. If you get full service, leave $60 or $80 on the table when you get dressed. When you visit a full service place a second time, leave the cash on the table side by side, but in all cases, stop her if she tries to take it before the session. Say "That's mine! I need it for your tip!" If she tries to take it anyway, put on your clothes, ask for a full refund, and call the police if you don't get it. You are a massage seeker, not a sex seeker, remember? Bottom line, you are out $40 and you get a nice $40 massage, or you are out $100-$120 for full service, or you are out nothing and the cops are raiding a ripoff joint. You really can't lose. All of this is from experience. This really does work.
Date: Thu, 02 Oct 1997 21:51:30 -0700 Subject: massage parlors found out from a massage parlor worker (girl) that they typically search your wallet for id and or police badge while you're in the shower. This is done for first timers only until they get used to you as a regular. So check your cash.
Date: Sat, 17 Jan 1998 23:22:46 -0800 Just thought I'd add a different perspective. I'm a "working girl" in the North county area. Keep in mind that even though most places charge $45 for a half hour and $80 for the hour, your girl only gets $10 for the half and $20 for the full. Management gets most of the money. The Korean places also have a "mama" that gets a tip ever night of about $20-$40. This means that the girl works strictly off her tips. Who wants to give free handjobs for a living???? Come on guys, everybody has to make a living! Polite, clean nice tippers get good service. Acceptable tips are $50 H.J. $75 B.J. $100 everything. Please practice safe sex and treat the girls with the respect.
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