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Check the Personals classifieds in the Star-Ledger (can't vouch for any of 'em tho). Also, pick up the NY and Philly editions of the Action tabloids, which do list and review such services.
Subject: Re: INFO-REQUEST: services in central new jersey Date: Mon, 21 Aug 1995 01:13:37 GMT >Look in Newark Star Ledger classified ads - most in central jersey >are ok also, check out the Asbury Park Press
Subject: Jersey massage parlors Date: Sat, 6 Jul 1996 14:43:12 UTC From my experience with places in NY, NJ and CT, NJ offers the biggest bang for your buck. There are numerous massage parlors advertised in the Star Ledger, and many of them are worth trying--particularly the Oriental places. The best are along Rt 46 and Hwy 280, west of the Clifton/Passaic/Bloomfield bullshit, the further west the better... Little Falls, the Caldwells and areas around Morristown are all good. Typically, a $50 entry fee guarantees you a full-body massage and hand job. If you want more, you might pay $50 to $100 for the 'xtras'; but I am usually content after the gratuitous chain-pull, and so is my wallet. The places are clean, and the girls range from average to very nice... A far cry from some of the overpriced shitholes in NYC.
Subject: New Jersey Date: Sat, 22 Jun 1996 07:08:31 UTC Have visited a few Massage parlors. Some were good, some bad. I will start with the bad since it was the latest. Advertised in the Star Ledger. $30 special for 30 minutes. Sign said no funny business. Got into room and girl offerred topless 50, G String 70 nude 100. Took topless. Girl looked good dressed, bad undressed. At the end of massage she said that no touching of private parts were allowed but I could take care of myself. Not a well spent $80.The address of this place is 205 Rt 46, Suite 7B Phone #210-256-0070. Don't waste your money. Several good places in Long Branch on Broadway. Advertised in APP and in Star Ledger.
Date: Sun, 16 Jun 1996 23:49:03 UTC Subject: Jennifer, Tropical Touch, W. Long Branch, NJ This lovely young lady is pictured on the front page of the current edition of The Qlimax Times. She looks an AWFULLY lot like Erin from Body Heat in New York City, the woman who about two months ago provided me with the least enthusiastic, most lethargic, most unexciting sex I've ever had. Caveat emptor, and remember, a beautiful girl does not a great lay make!
Subject: Your Connoisseur's Report - full service in NJ From: email@example.com Date: Sun, 25 Aug 1996 22:32:15 UTC As you know, your connoisseur usually travels into NY or Philly to get his wickle wackled. Although I have favorite sanctuaries in both fair cities, of late the trip has been getting tedious. Several weeks ago I wrote of my first attempt at getting my pipes cleaned. As you may remember, all I succeeded in doing was getting my crank yanked. Never one for the hand job, I decided to try again. I again searched the Star Ledger massage ads with a telephone number in close proximity. I found one with an ad listing 908 - 627 - [censored]. Imagine my surprise when I found out that this establishment was only minutes from me casa. I arrived and was told that the rates where 40 for 40 minutes and 60 for 60 minutes. I paid the $40. I was also asked to sign a statement acknowledging that I would only be able to receive a massage and that if I asked for anything else, I'd be refunded my money and asked to leave. No fool I, I knew this was just window dressing and that I'd certainly be able to get more than an a hand job here. I was shown two girls. Both where Hispanic, in their early twenties and cute. I selected Valerie. I was lead to a very small room, no shower and a smallish message table. I got naked and Valerie gave me a so so massage with lotion. After about 10 minutes, she asked me what other services I might like? When I said full service, she asked for $100. When I offered $80, she didn't bat an eye and accepted the money. She striped and proceeded to suck my nipples and made her way down to my balls. She slipped on a rubber and proceeded to a fairly decent blow job. After a couple of minutes, I felt like I was going to lose it and motioned her to get on yop. Here was one of my complaints. She was very dry and that made it a bit difficult to get Mr. Man in the tunnel of love (don't you just hate that)!. Although it was a little ackward on the small message table I got her on her back and was able to plunge ahead. If I could have gotten some mouthwash in her, I'd have tried to go for some deep kissing. Not that she had bad breath, but I only like to do that after some mint flavor antiseptics been applied. She made the appropriate sounds was somewhat energetic.. Now that the bachelor pad is set up, I asked her if she'd come directly to my place. She said the boss probably wouldn't like that. Unfortunately I didn't think ask her 'what if we don't tell him'. In my air conditioned lair with some great music, wine and after a shower, ky jelly and mouth wash, I really could have gotten wild with Valerie (Not that she seemed at all dirty in the room). I'd have offered her $150 for an hour at my place. All in all it wasn't a bad experience. While I've had better, I've paid more and traveled a bit to have worse. On my way out, the proprietor offered me to upgrade my session to the $60 one. This came with a free pass to come back again free. I took advantage of that. I complained about the room and told me that the room I used was his last resort room when the others are being used. Next time I'll make sure to get one of the others. Now come on you other NJ hounds. Share your stories of depravity. TC
Date: 2 Nov 1996 18:25:56 GMT Touch of Health Massage 500 Grand Avenue Englewood, NJ Submitted by: Bear This is a nice clean place with off the street parking and rear entrance. The price is $30 for a half hour my attendant was Nina a polish girl about 31-33 years old. She has a great body with hard firm tits and ass. She offered me a a nude massage for $40, but I gave her a $50 dollar bill. Right after that she put oil on her tits and stroked my cock with them. I asked her if I could suck her pussy. She turned around putting her clit into my mouth and I exploded when she licked the head of my cock. Ever since then, I've been back nine times to see her. I don't see the other girl, Sally. She is unfriendly and too thin. They advertise in the Bergen Record.
Subject: [ASP:] Massage Parlours in NJ Date: 5 Nov 1996 01:22:06 -0600 Recently, I visited two massage parlours in Northern NJ. One was a complete waste of time (from a sex for hire perspective) and the other was merely mediocre. The first, called Misha Salon, is located in Fairfield on route 46W. They advertise in the Newark Star Ledger. Apparently, in addition to providing massages, they are also a "Full Service" salon. At least this is what the sign says on the front of their shop. Although, in this case "full service" apparently means they also do hair, nails, facials, and other beauty related type stuff. I called them up and made an appointment. They directed me to the back of the strip mall they are located in (next to Shop Rite or Drug Fair or something). On the front of they shop they have pictures of women with various hair styles. This should have been my first warning, but... Anyway, I went around to the back, knocked on the door and was let in. I was led into a private room by an older woman. She told me to get undressed and left. I did as she instructed and got on the table and covered myself with the towel that was left. She came in and gave me a massage. I guess it was a good massage, but that wasn't really why I was there. Considering her mode of dress (not at all sexy or revealing) and that there was what seemed to be a legitimate business in front and also the fact that I was fairly nervous, I didn't ask any qustions. She never made any sort of move so I assumed that would be all. Anyway, I won't go back. The second place I tried also advertises in the SL. They are listed as Hands of China and are located in Boonton. This time I called up determined to ask some questions before hand (which I didn't do the previous time). I read the faq on massage parlours in the World Sex Guide and called them asking the pertinent questions. Yes they would accept tips. Yes there is a selection of girls. No they did not have an "assisted" shower... yet. Anyway, it sounded good enough to give it a shot so I made an appointment. I got there and was sort of given a choice of girls (basically I accepted the one I was given, the other wasn't any more attractive) and I was shown to a private room where I was told to get undressed. I had gotten out of everything except my underwear when she came back in to start the massage. I jumped up on the table, but it soon became obvious that the last article of clothing was becoming a problem. I asked her if it would be okay to remove it, and she grunted acceptance so I shucked my drawers. Anyway I won't bore you with the details of the massage; it sucked. But, that's not why I was there. When the time came, she flipped me over and massaged me while I lay on my back. When she was done I said that I had been told that they worked for tips, to which she said she did. So I ask how much of a tip would be appropriate and she says it was up to me. So I mention a figure (what I assume it will take to get her to let me impale her) and she says it is up to me. At this point she lightly touches my balls and dick so I tell her not to stop. She continues stroking me, which is nice, but I'd like more. I ask if any other services are available and she says "no sex." I ask if this means no oral service either and she just repeats "no sex." Okay, I lay back and get ready for the hand job. She starts stroking me and I'm lying there thinking that this is nice, but I can last a real long time if this is the best she can do. She pauses and moves to the corner of the room to get some baby oil. She puts some on her hand and then starts stroking me again. Wow! I tell you. I never had such a fast reation. Anyway, afterwards, she cleaned me up and I gave her a twenty and left. Again, I will not return. Hands of China is located on the second floor of some street side complex, rather like an upstairs office or apartment. In comparison, Misha Salon was a better massage and a better (i.e. more comfortable) place to be in, however, Hands of China definately provided the better services, although it was only a hand job. If hand jobs are your thing, Hands of China might do it for you. Alas I am uninterested in them. But places were 50 bucks for an hour (or close to an hour). Hands of China ran me another 20 bucks that I gave the girl as a tip. Wouldn't particularly recommend either of them, but if you were looking for a safe hand job and could find anything closer to you (or are unwiling to try stuff out) go for it. Anyway good luck!
Subject: [ASP:] Found! Incall in North NJ Date: 7 Nov 1996 14:36:00 -0600 I just found an incall service in Northern NJ! Unfortunately, service was below par. However, I am likely to try again with a different girl. The service is called "Dream Makers" and they advertise in the Newark Star Ledger. They do both incall and outcall. I called them at about 10:30am and spoke to a woman who told me that she didn't know who was going to be available that day yet and suggested that I call back at around noon. At 12:30pm I called back and got a run down of the girls they had available. The choices were pretty much limited to black girls or white girls. Since time was a factor (I wanted to do this early in the day) I asked who would be available the soonest. I was told that Kennedy would be available at 2:00pm. She was described as thin (I forget her measurements, but her chest was 34), fairly tall (5'6"), an ex-porn star, and black. Never having been with a black girl before, I accepted. Then I was told to call back at around 1:30 and I would be given final directions. At 1:15 I called back and was instructed to go to a local hotel and was given a room number. When it was confirmed again that I would show up at 2:00 I hung up the phone and got into my car. I arrived at the hotel a little early and knocked on the door. A couple of minutes later, a girl walked up from the outside (I had gotten there before she had) and opened the door and we went inside. Once inside I got a good look at her. She had a nice body, but her face was a bit lacking. Now I understood why they called her Kennedy. If you find the MTV video jock attractive you might have found this girl appealing also. Anyway, I paid her and watched her get undressed. I attempt a little foreplay, but this girl is a lox (for those of you who don't know what a lox is or don't live in the NY area a lox is a dead fish). She just lies there with her eyes closed. Anyway after a couple of minutes of trying to get somereaction out of her I tell her to put the condom on me. She does and gives me about 15 seconds of a blowjob before climbing on top. I can almost immediately feel that I am not going to last very long. I don't know what it was. Maybe my nervousness or because its my first time with a black girl or maybe just my desire to get out of the room as soon as possible but I blow in about 3 minutes. There was some slight post-coital holding, but I remove myself and go into the bathroom to clean myself off. When I get out, she goes in so I start to get dressed. She exits the bathroom and I am completely dressed. I hand her $30 as a tip and leave. I got into my car, drove home, and immediately took a shower. One last thing about this girl, Kennedy. She had a foreign accent and I think she was from another country. Not a problem for me usually, but she had this funky kind of smell about her. Kind of like she ate alot of really spicy foods. At least I would rather think that was the cause rather than she had less than adequate hygiene habits. Oh, I almost forgot! I asked her about the "porn star" stuff and she rattled off the names of a couple of movies she claimed to have been in. I recognized none of them (I am not a porn film aficionado) but she mentioned something like "Weekend At Bernie's" which I guess was some kind of spoof of the really bad film that came out a couple of years ago (although they did make a sequel. Go figure!). Although if her performance was any indication, I understand why she is an "ex" porn star. Go rent it. She will be the chick with the nice body and sub-par face who doesn't move. Anyway, a half hour session was $130 and a full hour would have been $180. Not a bargain by any means, but I didn't have to go into NYC so I get to save on parking and tolls. Kennedy does not get my recommendation, and the service itself is kind of pot luck as you don't get to see any of the girls before hand, but I probably will be back just because I don't particularly like having to run into NYC for some pussy. Anyhow, if any of you studs try this service and get a good girl, or if anybody knows a good incall service in northern (or even central) NJ, please tell me. Oh! one last thing, the hotel (which I won't mention by name) was located in the northern part of Union county. Probably less than 15 mintues from Newark, on route 22. Not the prettiest area, but probably fairly safe.
Subject: [ASP:] 2nd NJ incall experience Date: 18 Nov 1996 20:12:19 -0600 As some of you may recall, I previously posted a review of a northern NJ incall place that advertises in the Star Legdger under the name 'Dream Makers'. You may also recall that I had a less than satisfactory experience with a girl named Kennedy. Well, I tried their service again. It was better, but still not great. I called and was asked what I was interested in. I knew that basically had two types available (black and white) and since my first experience was with a black girl, I decided to go for a change of pace. The only white girl, named Miata (like the car), was not available when I called, but when I called back about 45 minutes later I was told that I could make an appointment, which I did. If you read my last review, you know that they work out of a hotel on route 22. I got to the hotel about 10 minutes early and waited in the parking lot. When I saw her arrive and go into the building, I followed. I got up to the room and was let in by a rather austere looking young woman. I was told she was 19 on the phone, but I seriously doubt it. More like around 25 or so, but that isn't a problem for me. Anyway, it was time to get down to business. I only wanted a half hour session. She told me that it would be $150. I was very surprised. Only a week before it was $130. Not only that, but I had only brought $160 figuring a $30 tip would be sufficient. When I explained the situation to her she said that it was okay and that she would explain the situation to her boss. I honestly felt bad. Having previously worked in the service industry as a cab driver I know what tips can mean to somebody. Anyway, after that was taken care of she got undressed and I watched her. There was a brief amount of foreplay, a decent attempt at oral on her part, and then we had sex. It wasn't particularly fancy, but at least she moved (unlike the previous girl). Unfortunately, the best thing that I can say about Miata is that she seems like a very nice person. Physically I don't think she would be called pretty. She has very visible stretch marks on her stomach and is not in the best shape. While not fat, she is not particularly thin. And her face (especially with how she wears her hair) is rather plain. Now, I believe that it is a girls personality that makes her sexy first and her body second, but at these rates I would like a bit more of the second. Overall, a better experience than my first NJ incall, but next time I think I will try NYC again (more on my first NYC incall experience later).
Date: Sat, 11 Jan 1997 03:41:21 -0800 Subject: [ASP] New Jersey Scene It seems like the only descrips written about NJ have been the lame North NJ massage parlor scene, so I'd figure I'd add a line or two for those of you looking for something more. In my experience, the action is in South Jersey. For those of you in north NJ, better off in NYC. South Jersey: I had heard from dancers in go-go places in north and central Jersey that the dancers in many of the clubs in S. Jersey also will offer private sessions on the side (sometimes even in the club at which they're dancing). While I haven't gotten this far in a go-go place, girls are much looser and I would agree that it may be possible ( I have gotten offers that led to great -free sex later). Nevertheless, I'm convinced S. Jersey girls are sex machines. I've had a couple of experiences with escorts in S. Jersey that have been very satisfying. Just look in the Yellow Pages, call from a motel, and expect a 20-60 min. wait. Can't recommend one agency over another since it seems like they change names too often. Nevertheless, I once called, asked who was available and got a girl named Lisa. She called me within 20 min., but didn't show until about 1 hr. later (must have been on another call). When she showed, I had fallen asleep as it was about 3:00 am, and she was a bit heavier than I expected from the phone descr. - blonde, mid-20s, about 5'4", 135 - but she walked in, took my $150, and gave me an absolutely exquisite blow job (sans condom). After about 10 min. I felt like I was about to blow, and I was so turned on that I wanted to eat her pussy dry, but she insisted I strap on a hat, get on top of her and fuck her because "she wanted my dick inside of her". We enjoyed passionate sex for about another 10 min., and I had convinced her to let me stick it in her ass when all of a sudden, as I pulled out and she went to get the lube, I came. (Shit!). Not to worry, she came back, took the condom off and started to blow me again. she told me she liked to eat it and wanted me to cum in her mouth (despite her looks being about a 5, I couldn't ask for anything more :)). She tried for about another 20-30 min. to get me off, but the beer in me had me hard for hours, and the hour ran out. (Double shit!!) When she called back the agency and found out she had another call, she recognized the name/voice. She told me it was a woman, who, when she last ate her out, the woman went into such convulsions she thought she had epilepsy. Lisa gave me her beeper #, but I hadn't been back in the area for about a year, and I don't know what agency she is with now. In Dec. '96, called another agency and was called back by Brandy. Description was 5'4", 115, 22, 36C. She showed up earlier than I expected (there was a really bad storm out - she told me an hour, but it was 30 min. max.), and was very attractive (7-8). She apologized for her casual dress (jeans/tee-shirt), but she was not actually supposed to be working that night, and with the heavy rain, she decided to let her hair go. I wasn't the least bit disappointed - even in regular clothes she looked sexy to me. When we started talking, she told me she was actually 19. The only down side was that despite being quoted $150 on the phone, she insisted on another $40 for "full service". I paid it, and her response was that seh would not come near me until I had to put the condom on. This seemed to be heading in the wrong direction. After some more conversation, I descended on her - kissing her neck, sucking and licking her inviting nipples. Something about her 19 year old body was very erotic to me, so I worked my way down past the belly button to find a nice place between her thighs to rest my chin. She had the perfect slit, and damn she tasted good. I must say, this was some yummy pussy. I invited my middle finger into her vagina, while I licked her clit and inserted my index finger into her anus. This seemed to excite me almost as much as it exited her. We fucked missionary style and after sliding over to fuck her scissor style, I had one of the most satisfying orgasms I've had in a while. We spent the next 20 min. talking, completely unrushed, and she left me wanting to see her again. I might be back in the area in the next month or two, and I will definitely try to reach her - I promise to be more attentive to detail and will report more specifics on the contact # if I am successful in reaching her again. * I've had a couple of other escort experiences in S. Jersey, and I can say that while most are not the high class 7-9s, they will do almost anything you want if you treat them nicely, and can be very erotic. Best option in NJ. North Jersey: This is mostly a h.j. massage parlor scene in the Rt. 46 area. Because of the proximity to NYC, it is a lean market, and you're better off heading across the river to NY. If you insist, there are a bunch of motels on Rt. 1 in Jersey City between the Rt. 3 interchange and Holland Tunnel/Pulaski Skyway where you can occassionally find some money hungry druggie-types that have taken residence in the motel for the day/week - not my type. Newark used to have some street action 2 blocks west of McCarter Hwy. (Rt. 21) between 4th St. and the KFC/Burger King - also on the side st. parallel to Broad, perpendicular to the Rt. 280 exit and KFC . Seems like this has thinned out (anyone know where they moved?), but there is also an area around Frelinghuysen and the parallel blocks that is still active. Just take Broad St. or McCarter Hwy South and turn right at the gas station about 2-3 blocks before the overpass. Over 2-3 blocks and turn left => cruise the area, and if you pay > $20 for BJ or sex, write it off on your 1040 return as a charitable donation. I haven't tried, but there are also escort/massage ads in the personal section of the Star Ledger. Central Jersey: Tried the Escort ads in the Star Ledger, Asbury Press, and Home Tribune. Paid between $200 - $300 + room for full service with mediocre looking women (5s at most). Many of the numbers are dead, or just ring w/no answer, and many others all hunt to one guy in Woodbridge. He's got some kind of an agreement with the Woodbridge police that he will not send a girl to any of the many trucker-type motels on Rt. 1 in Woodbridge. Head north to Rahway or Linden, or south to Edison and you're ok. Descriptions are faily accurate, although the posted phone #s keep changing. Follow the telephone protocol for picking up escorts in the FAQ, and you won't go wrong. A bit pricy given the value, but still can get uninhibited sex and friendly companionship.
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 1997 17:40:13 -0500 (EST) Subject: New Jersey Shore Executive Spa Old Bridge NJ As I entered the spa, I was met by a tall black woman of carribean origins. She showed me to a rather large room with a hot tub next to the massage table. Rates were $40 for 40 min and $ 50 for an hour. To use the hot tub you needed one hour. I chose 40 min. A sign in the room indicated that topless massages were $30, g-string $45 and nude was $60. I chose nude. After showering, the masseuse (she told me her name, but after three tries I still could not pronounce it) came in and took her clothes off. She proceded to give me a rather good massage and allowed me to rub her legs. After asking me to roll over on my back, she continued to massage my legs. At this time, she indicated that I could now "pleasure myself". I asked if she could provide more service and she declined. I can jerk off at home. I never went back. Keyport Therapy Rt 36 Keyport Advertised in the Asbury Park Press as all female, oriental staff. I entered a building shared with ERA Realty. I buzzed the door for Keyport Therapy and was met by a Korean masseuse named Tina. Tina appeared to be in her late 30s early 40s but was quite well built. She led me to a rather small room with a table and radio in it. She explained that the fee was $50 for the session. I payed her and she left the room while I got undressed. She came back and led me to the shower. All this time, she continued to ask if I had been there before. Finally I answered yes and she stopped asking. We went back to the room where she had me lay down on my stomach. At this time, Tina climbed up on the table and straddled my back. She expertly massaged my upper back and legs and moved to my ass. she gently stroked while occaisionally rubbing my balls. She asked me to roll over and straddled my chest. She then leaned over and whispered if I would like anything special. I told her I was interested in oral and she told me oral was $60 and full service would be $100. We settled on oral. I did not barter but think she would have come down. She then left the room to get a condom, and returned in a few minutes. She then undressed and climbed up on the table. I started to stroke her pussy, but she spun around and proceeded to fuck me with her tits. She started to give me a blow job through her tits and then started to suck in earnest. At this time I thought I was going to come in her mouth and looked down and saw that she had put on the condom with her mouth. After a few minutes I came in her mouth. She then got up and started to clean me with a tissue. All in all , a most pleasurable experience.
Subject: [ASP] Review NJ massage Date: Sun, 04 May 1997 12:40:31 -0400 I have for sometime now gone to Northern NJ massage establishments. In my experience, being a regular to establish a relationship with a massuese gets you perks you would otherwise have to pay extra for. A couple of years back, I used to go to a place in Saddlebrook (off Market Street) which later moved to Verona then to Garfield/Lodi (on a small street across from a firehouse). The girl who ran the place was named Veronica. They have since closed down but may have moved elsewhere - if anyone knows pls post it. Anyhow, I was a regular there and got to know most of the girls. The girls were 7s and 8s in their 20s. I treated each of these ladies with respect, constantly gave them compliments on their looks (at least those deserving of compliment) and befriended them - but don't fall into a routine with the same girl as they'll see right through it. Typically, for a handjob at any NJ massage parlor costs $20. After sometime of going to this place the ladies became more at ease with me to the point that they did more than what $20 could get. Sessions got upgraded to topless, nude then onto reciprocal massage, both of us masturbating, oral, once full service and (on a slow day)another massuese joined in for a nude fondling session - after I had suggested to my regular massuese from a previous session. These ladies never asked for more $$ during any of the sessions including the 2for1 - although I did tip both of them. At some point during a session, I curiously asked each of them why I got these perks. Each said that they liked me and appreciated my company and coversation. More importantly, they admitted to being horny! The one full service session was with a massuese who during each session told me how much I reminded her of an ex-boyfriend - during that particular session she told me that she was very horny and had to do something about it (sans condom which was considerably a stupid thing to do but it was the heat of the moment, I remember her looking like Nikki Dial w/ the body to match, she was in her late-20s, me being 23yrs with a college relationship falling apart, and she was a 9+ in my book - can you blame me!?! The risk paid off and I have been tested clean but the older/wiser me now comes prepared). The 2for1 were with 2 massueses who were roomates who discussed my suggestion and went for it. Unfortunately, this placed is no more - don't know if they closed down or since moved after I stop going to their Lodi location after I moved farther away from that area. During the past year, I have gone to another place - at the request of my "friend" (I rate her a 7 - 6 face, 8 body) I cannot divulge more info other than our actions. I have established myself as a regular with one of the girls there. The place is actually legit without a menu for topless, nude and extras - strictly a no-touch-fully-clothed-massuese-giving-handjob place as I have experienced with the other ladies there. Again she has been free with herself during our sessions. The longer I have gone to her for a massage the more she got comfortable. We have recently upgraded to her masturbating with me providing oral assistance. She does however request me to be discreet with our escapades and not let anyone else in the establishment know what we do. Notable is that I NEVER have force myself unto any of these ladies. After a few sessions with them I kindly asked if I may touch their particular body parts or take off a piece of clothing. If they say no, I respect that. If they say "it'll cost you," I'll pay or forgo it depending on the situation - the girl's looks/personality and my desire. Once I paid up for nude and on the next session with the same girl she remembered me and and provided the nude service even after I told her I did not have the cash - her response was "It's OK. It's not like you haven't seen it." Also, note that if you previously got the upgraded treatment but not the next time, a girl may have her reasons - a girl once told me when I asked if I may take off her panties "Sorry, but it's that time of the month." Keep in mind that each massuese has a different personality and, just to state the obvious, most of them ARE IN IT FOR THE MONEY. Perhaps I have been fortunate with my associations. Much luck to you all...
Date: Wed, 21 May 1997 14:34:55 -0400 Subject: Hands of China Hands of China was raided and closed for several mounths now. One girl was arrested for prostitution and the whole place was closed due to a local ordenance .
Date: Fri, 23 May 1997 17:57:34 -0400 (EDT) Subject: [ASP] New Jersey (Shore Area) Massage Long Branch Massage Therapy Off Ocean Ave, Behind Windmill, Bld 64 2nd Floor An all Oriental Establihment offers an excellent Shower Massage. $40 or $50 which includes the table massage. The Table Massage is a must if you really want to enjoy your stay. I was met at the door by a Mama-san and was quite pleased when I found out she wasn't giving the massage. After paying my $50 and being led to a room, I put on a robe and walked to the shower room where I was met by Penny, late 20s, 4ft 10 and quite slim. As soon as we were in the shower, Penny planted a big kiss on my lips to welcome me. I laid on the table where Penny washed every inch of me. The majority of the shower concentrated on my genital area and I was getting hotter by the minute. After rinsing me off, Penny again kissed we and dried me off completely, again spending alot of time on my groin. Once in the room, Penny began necking with me and feeling me up and asked what I was interested in. I told her I wanted full service and she said it would be $100 being I was incredibly horny I did not bother to negotiate and she turned out to be worth the money. Penny took off her top revealing a very nice set of tits and started to work. The massage was very light and was more like foreplay than massage. She gently massaged and kissed my back as she moved down to my ass where she stroked and licked my asshole. She started sucking on my balls while she massaged my dick. When I roled over she took off her panties and let me feel her up. She then started to give me a blow job and without me knowing it she put on a condom with her mouth. I asked if she did 69 and she climbed right up without a fuss. Her pussy was well maintained and quite flavorful. After a few minutes I could not stand any more and climbed on top. We fucked till I came and then she layed in my arms and rubbed my chest for quite a while. Penny then got up and cleaned me thoroughly. As I got up she insisted on dressing me and put on everything, underwear, sox, pants (including zipper) and shirt. Again we kissed for a while and she escorted me out the door. If you are in the Long Branch NJ area definitely check this place out.
Date: Sat, 12 Jul 1997 09:54:35 -0400 (EDT) Subject: New Jersey Shore Tokyo Therapy, Rt 9S, Howell south of Walmart. Kind of a run down operation. Girls are Korean and kind of older. Price $50 for no set time but they try to rush you out in under 30 min. Paid $80 for an unenthusiasic blow job.
Date: Sat, 27 Sep 1997 09:05:20 -0700 Subject: nj streetwalkers start at broad & verona, near the belleville border and head south. White castle is a hot spot for sure. THe street price is $20 for bj sans boot, but remember, no teeth are better than a couple :)'.
Date: Tue, 14 Oct 1997 16:15:40 -0400 Subject: Re:New Jersey-Misha Salon Someone posted earlier that Misha Salon in Fairfield on Rt. 46 was terrible. I have used them many times. Some of the girls are gorgeous, however they do have an older lady that worked there. She may have been the owner. I think that it depended on who you got. They have just been busted recently for prostitution.
Date: Wed, 10 Dec 1997 22:00:13 -0800 Subject: New Jersey New Jersey Massage Parlor It's called "A New U" just off the square in Morristown. About 7 girls work there. Rates are 50 for 45 mins. Included is a table shower. Many of the girls are polish. Most offer full service for an additional $100.00. A very clean establishment, and convenient to get to. You can park in the public lot across the street. (this is a nice area) Donna is the best choice, I've heard :)'.
Date: Wed, 10 Dec 1997 22:06:14 -0800 Subject: New Jersey Asian massage place on Rt 46 in Dover called "Accupressure". Don't be fooled by the oriental guy at the door with a doctor's coat on. I actually heard him explaining the healing benefits of this "therapy" to a really stupid looking individual who was inquiring about what's available. Connie is a petty 30 yo asian with fake boobs who lets you fondle them while she administers an oily hand job to your friend. The session is only $30 for 1/2 hr and Connie smiles at a $20.00 tip for the release. She denied me any extras but a good friend got full service for addl $50. When I confronted her with that, she said, "Your friend bullshiter" Look for a Phone number that ends 1100. Rotsa Ruck Jonny!!
Date: Wed, 10 Dec 1997 22:09:39 -0800 Subject: New Jersey Massage parlor called National Therapy in Randolph is worth the $50 for 40 mins. Tips are generally 30 - 40 for a release. Two of the girls offer full service but this author cannot confirm it. Table showers included, nice clean place. Spanish women but one blonde who's hand feels like a manequin, she's named kelly. She apparently offers full service, but I never fucked a manequin,,,,,yet.
Date: Wed, 10 Dec 1997 22:14:49 -0800 Subject: New Jersey Rockaway, NJ STARS Incall massage, aka body shop, or something like that Wow, just got really ripped off. It's a jerk your self place that overadvertises. When I complained that I thought that I was to recieve a "full body" massage, the pig that called her a massuse told me "that's not yor body, that's your dick" I went along with it, managing to squirt the bitch in the side of the head by squeezing as hard as I could just as I came. It hurt, cost me $80, and all I've got is this story to tell. Deal with whores, you must expect to get fucked. Stay away from stars, please.
Subject: [ASP] Precisely Escorts in Central New Jersey (732 Area) Date: 1998/01/29 Since there has been some requests for info on central NJ, I have been posting what I know... Precisely escorts which advertises in the Escorts section of the Asbury Park Press, has plenty of girls available. Not sure if the service is 24x7, but its close... I have seen Angel, Lara, and some others and have been satisfied. The girls are all generally pretty and young, although the descriptions that you get are sometimes pushing the truth. There are plenty of young ones that are kind of busty (what I like)... The fee is $200 complete for full service. If you need the number, just check the Asbury Park Press. -The Traveller
Subject: ASP Report of Northern NJ Date: Mon, 09 Feb 1998 14:07:24 PST January '98 Lady Fingers, (close to 46W)Lodi NJ Your basic N.NJ masasge parlour. Call and speak to some gal who will promise the world, including the quality of her and her partners' looks, and you decide to make an appointment. Upon arriving, I already have a bad feeling. She, the gal who answered the phone, is not up to the looks she claimed. But she looks ok in what she's wearing (a snug casual dress).. so I press on with determination to make the best of this. I choose the 50 for 1/2 due to my disappointment. She leads me to a room and tells me to get comfortable. The trip from the reception area to the room was horrendous (spelling?). Not well lit (a.k.a. filthy upon further inspeciton). She appears five minutes later and we begin with the usual pleasantries. What do I do for a living, etc. I convince her that I am not "on the job" and we discuss prices re: her state of dress/undress. She asks for 100 for nude or 60 for topless. We arrive at 80 for topless. (We're at 130 for those who weren't counting). After a very lame massage and a VERY quick roll over, at her request, she ask how I would like to finish. I inquire about full service... a vehement no. Oral? she asks me if I am crazy. only manual and "french" release (a.k.a. tit release). Of course I have a hard time finishing, wouldn't you after this debacle. I would not recommend ANYONE to this place. The girls are very substandard and the attitudes are very snobbish. December '97 T.M.C., E.Rutherford NJ (Their ad reads something like "Having a hard day? ...blah blah blah) After setting up an appointment and getting the particulars (40 for 45mins) on the phone, I arrive at the appointed time. When I walk in, I am stunned. These women are in their 40's and look very much worse for the wear. Both (there are only 2) are over weight and both are VERY unatractive. Moped city. The only perks are that the both give very good oral finish (with options around your butt and nuts) but with out the good oral, finishing would be impossible. The oral runs 60 extra and for my money... I can get the same on the street of nyc for less than half the price. *** January '98 Victoria's agency (outcall and incall) I responded to the ad in the Record (local Bergen paper) and was a bit uneasy. A gentleman answers... don't worry he's just the "dispatcher". After getting details of which phone booth to call from and how much in advance of my appt. I give him the details of the "type of gal" I'm lookin for. Slender, bigger the better on chest, small to med backside, Good legs. I take the callback info and wait. I travel, this is jersey and you have to travel everywhere, to the phone booth and call. I'm instructed to see Taylor at a local hotel in room such and such. I proceed, expecting to be arrested. When I arrive, Taylor is waiting for me and only opens the door after asking if it is me (by my first name). She's slender alright, borderline malnourished.. Flat and very plain. A 3 to 4 on my scale. We both ensure that we are not in law enforcement and we discuss pricing (160 for 1/2, 200 for 1hr). I choose 1/2 due to lack of looks. She proceeds to call in with the amount and the duration. After which she approaches and begins to undress. I should have had her stay dressed. Anyway... she puts a condom on me and proceeds with a good bj with good sounds and caressing of my nuts and backside. This is looking up. She asks if I would liek her to get on top, I agree. She begins and rides me for 15 minutes when she suggests a switch to doggie style. I realize, after a few minutes of banging, that I can smell her... not in a good way. I closed my eyes, conjured up a fantasy and finished quickly. All in all a good bj, ok sex, poor looks. Would have been much better if she had showered before I had arrived. More to come soon, I have a trip scheduled to L.A. Any insights? send them to me ... firstname.lastname@example.org Happy Hunting and Always be safe.
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