World Sex Guide Document: london

London FAQ
Date: Mon,  1 Jan 1996 02:39:53 UTC

PLEASE NOTE: The information below is subject to change at any time.
             All prices are in UK Pounds Sterling unless otherwise stated.
             This article is provided as is without any express or implied
             warranties.  While every effort has been taken to ensure the
             accuracy of the information contained in this article, the
             author assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions,
             or for damages resulting from the use of the information
             contained herein. (In other words, BE CAREFUL)
             It is usual for the girl/escort provides a condom. But bring
             a pack just in case!


                               LONDON
                               ======

Escort Services


There are quite a number of companies to choose from but I am afraid the
majority only serve Central London (and the airports - LGW & LHR).

Oriental Escorts       0171 603 2221
Kensington             0171 935 5339
PussyCats              0171 229 2134
Joanna's               0956 375235 (mobile)
Tiffany's              0181 776 5483

Kensington Escorts was recommended by a friend of mine. They invite you
to there offices and let you choose your date for the night! Address on
request.

Massage Parlours/Brothels


There are no Brothels in London (that I know about)although tolerance is
being tested in Edinburgh, Scotland. There are however individuals who
offer a range of "Massage Services" to cater for your every need. From
a simple back massage to a full hour of fulfillment. They are usually a
lady with a *friend* (bodyguard) in a normal looking flat/apartment.

There are always S&M around at cheap prices but they rarely go in
for intercourse. Look for cards in telephone boxes in Central London.
Or a safer option is to look in the local press or porn mag. Look out
for a copy of the Daily Sport (a national newspaper). It has loads of
adverts from persons offering a wide range of services & products and
if you get bored, it also has stories about "B-52 Bomber found on the
moon"!

In London & other major cities, some newsagents post cards with
numbers. They are usually titled "Stress relief", "Exotic Massage"
just to name a couple! They are usually local and discreet.

At the request of a few readers of A.S.S, I have listed a few
of numbers you may try for massage services. In the coming months,
I hope to try out a few of them and share my findings.

PLEASE NOTE: Unless otherwise stated with *, I have not tried the girl out.

01717060705  *Filipino
01816897369  Solitare
01813992775  *Visiting massage service (Karen and Debbie are recommended)
01816892212  Lisa - Croydon area
01817789479  Ambers 11am-8pm
01816700606  Julia's Visiting Massage
0956222236   "Caribean Beauty" (mobile)

Solitare - I visited there in August. It is located a short distant
from a mainline station. The door was opened by an elderly woman who
looks rather frail at first but it is only a cover. The house and rooms
are fairly plain and there were 2 girls on when I went (sometimes there
are 3). I chose the busty, model type and was shown to one of the bedrooms.
1/2 an hour cost me 50ukp which is pretty cheap. I usually pay 70-80ukp
for that amount of time. Quite good value for money.

Street Walkers


I am afraid my experience is lacking in this field. Previously,
I only knew of two areas (except Soho) which has now been reduced
to one. Streatham Hill, South London. This area always has a
small group on patrol just behind the railway station. The police
have tried there best to clear the area up but with no success.
I have only ever picked up a two girls from this area. Both weren't
very pretty and relied on the customer having there own car.

Prices charged were 20 for straight sex in my car.
15 oral. Rising to 40 if you take them into a house.
You will find that they will do almost anything if you flash notes
in front of them so my advice is to negotiate away from there friends
(they will nearly always be in groups) and save some notes for during
the session.

Strip Clubs


If strip clubs are your thing, visit a.s.strip-clubs and look out for
a thread - London Report or London Branch. I think it is also available
at the World Sex Guide site - http://www.paranoia.com/United_Kingdom/

Soho
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Soho. Famous the world over for its clubs, bars and VHS shops!
They all surround the famous Raymond Revue Bar (in 1970s, the
best bar in town!) just off Shaffesbury Avenue. I went to Soho
recently and counted 30 clubs, bars & shops and I am sure I
didn't see all of them. The doorways of the clubs greet you with
an example of what they have to offer. Most clubs have "Show #1 or #2
ukp"in the window. Although I have no experience in what these clubs
are like, there was a report on a local news programme about
them. It reported that although you pay 2ukp to get in. You
will end up pay upto 4-5ukp for a drink. (Pint of Lager usually
1.70ukp) They have also been known to threaten people to go
to the cash machine (ATM) and draw money for them. The magazines
and video shops are very good as long as you know what you want
when you go in there.
The best way to get there is by tube (underground railway) and
go to either Leicester Square or Piccadily Circus. Just follow the
lights. The roads to look out for is Wardour Street, Compton Street
and Little Newport Street. It is no point trying to drive there unless
you park north of Oxford Street and get a Black Cab.

As I have said before. Soho is a lovely place to look at but can
take advantage of people. Make sure you know where the nearest
main road, Black Cab rank or Leicester Square is (it is always busy
in Leicester Square).

Request for Help


I am trying to compile info for the whole of the UK. If you know of
services elsewhere in the UK, why not send me an email. I will try
to reply to all.

My Service Provider still has not put a.s.prostitution on it's newsgroup
list. Does anyone know how I can retrieve postings via email?

In Future Issues


My mailbox has been full since I first posted this report. It is great
to get some positive feedback. Please don't stop! A number of non-britons
have given me places to check to see if they are still active and I hope
to bring you info on those. I also hope to be able to bring you info
about the rest of the UK.

Mailing List


Thank you to all who replied to my post regarding a mailing list of
this report. I am afraid it was unsuccessful for various reasons. One
of which was that the Anon Server will not handle more than 48k of mail
from one user. I have been following up a couple of solutions which I will
try in the New Year.

About Me


I am 22, live in South London, UK and training to be an Accountant. <yawn>
I am, by no means (and I do not claim to be) as experienced as I
would like to be for the simple fact of the money.

If anyone has any comments, suggestions, web sites, new areas about
the UK Sex Scene, I would be pleased to hear them and will try
to reply to all eventually. :-> (Please state where you are from.)

This report will be posted to a.s, a.s.pro, a.s.swing & a.s.wiz

BlackBeard (an263541@anon.penet.fi)  PGPKey available on request.

PS. I will be visiting the New York, Boston and Chicago in January 96.
    Any suggestions welcome!
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