
| Birmingham, United Kingdom |
Date: Thu, 14 Sep 1995 22:11:19 UTC
From: an370191@anon.penet.fi
BIRMINGHAM
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Birmingham is England's second city, and the one-time centre of the industrial
revolution in the Midlands. It had until about 1993 a well-known red light
area in Balsall Heath, about a mile and a half south of the city centre and
adjacent to the Pershore Road. Extended and diligent efforts by the police
and local residents together with major reconstruction and modernisation of
the whole area have now substantially eliminated prostitution as the main
activity in the area.
However, Birmingham does have a reasonable supply of massage parlours, mostly
in the Selly Oak area not far from the University. Go to that part of the
Bristol Road between Bournbrook and Selly Oak where the road rises towards
Selly Oak traffic lights; there's a parade of shops on one side and block of
old buildings on the other, next to a car park. You will find four or five
parlours in this area, though they do close and re-open from time to time.
Consistently best in my experience is Penny's Tonal Therapy, but I think it's
called just Penny's now. It's on the left facing South, almost at the end of
the parade of shops. On the right hand side of the road there is a block with
two parlours one on top of the other, and the entrances can easily get
confused. Both are OK. The other one on the left hand side but further
downhill gave me rotten service the only time I went there, so I just never
went back.
There are other parlours in other parts of Birmingham, look in the classified
columns of the local papers to find them. Key headings: Personal, Personal
Services, Sauna, Sauna and Massage.
For straight prostitution from private premises there is a certain amount of
individual initiative as girls advertise their services in newsagents' windows,
also in National (and International) magazines like Men Only and Club
International. I have found that these latter girls, in Birmingham and
elsewhere, usually have more custom than they need and get very disdainful
unless you are really loaded financially. (But maybe I was just unlucky). My
own preference is to stick to the massage parlours.
Date: Tue, 10 Oct 1995 11:49:07 UTC
BIRMINGHAM
Birmingham has one of the highest concentrations of working girls
outside London, as befits the UK's second-largest city. Many of the
massage parlours are fairly seedy, even the city centre ones.
Over the last few years, the city council has attempted to "control"
the use of massage parlours for prostitution by insisting that all
girls who work in one sign on for, and complete, a proper massage
qualification. The result is that if you get a girl who has worked in a
massage parlour for (say) more than a year, the chances are that the
massage you will get as part of your overall sexual encounter will be
both professional and erotic. There is a group of reasonable massage
parlours within a few yards of each other in the Selley Oak area -
including Cuddles, Penny's Tonal Therapy, the New Manyana and a couple
of others. Of these, I've found Penny's (0121 472 1626) to be
consistently the best.
The girls are very friendly, and although the premises are not nearly
as nice as the previous place across the street (which burnt down in
1993) they're better than most. No one rushes you, and a full hour's
session (including jacuzzi, full body massage and hand relief) will
cost you about #50. Most things are available as "extras" and a
2-girl session with bath, spine-tingling mass age, oral and sex with
both will be about #120. Highly recommended! My favourites are Emma,
who is tall and wicked(!) and Yvonne who has a great sense of fun.
If you fancy some domination, try Paula on 0121 454 6901. Her prices
are very reasonable (#40 for a full hour last time I visited) and she
has an extremely well equipped dungeon, in a very respectable part of
town!
There are lots of adverts in contact magazines for girls working
throughout Birmingham - in general, I've found them less attractive,
more hurried, less erotic and much worse value than those working in
the parlours, with a few notable exceptions.
Subject: Penny's Birmingham England
Date: Fri, 18 Apr 1997 22:42:18 +-100
hi Blackbird
just to let you know all the staff from penny's have moved to the "place"
down the road (Good Lookers) where you had a rotten service. The Wicked
Emma says hello and hopes to meet you again soon
Date: Sun, 18 May 1997 01:05:39 -0400
Birmingham - England
You will not get class in this town, but it all available at a
reasonable price.
The trick is to look in the local paper for massage places. You can get
a massage, but nobody ever does I would think.
I tried two places close in to the city center, The Blue Bell (above a
porno store near the bus station) and another nameless place about a
mile away. Both places cheerfully admit over the phone that their
ladies are not young, but don't let that deter you.
Blue Bell: 7 UKL for a massage, and then an extra 35 UKL for a 'full
personal service' Anal was offered (and declined - I just got off a
plane from Chicago and had some rigidity concerns(!)) Instead I asked
for a full BJ, and that is exactly what I got. After a full 20 minutes
or more, I asked the lady (who by the way was about 35, but
well-preserved) to let me come on her. Without asking for extra (I
would have paid), she whipped of the condom, licked my balls and talked
some really nasty shit to me. As my eyes rolled back into my head, she
lowered her face and took a full load from nose to chin. God love her,
she even licked her lips!
I thought that this was exception al until I got basically the same
service from a chunky lady at the other place. This one swallowed!
Date: Thu, 04 Sep 1997 00:37:21 -0400
Birmingham, England
Massage scene still in full swing. On the right down the Hagely Road
into Edgbaston in a second floor walk-up with a cream canopy over the
door, I got a disinterested BJ and fuck from a wall-eyed dirty blond. I
know that this doesn't sound attractive, but she was the best on offer.
Total was about $85, so I guess I got my money's worth. Two girl with
the blond a former East German shot-putter (my guess, based on size) was
offered and declined as being poor value at nearly $200!
Date: Sat, 13 Sep 1997 13:49:46 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: hi update to birmingham in england
hi i would like to update a part of your site. It is birmingham in england
I visited an excellent place with beautiful women in birmingham, it was just
a nice flat with different girls working on different days. The telephone
number for the place is 0121,5250927 i asked the girls if i could put this up
being as i was so impressed.
The girls were very beautiful there was one in particular an asian girl
called shortie she was 21 tall and very fit she also does anal. There was
also another asian girl called raj she was a little smaller but also very
sexy.
All the girls do a full service including anal, and the prices ranged from 30
to 60 pounds.
What a terrific service for such a small price, i would definately recommend
a visit.
Date: Sat, 13 Sep 1997 15:34:12
Subject: Pleasure report from Birmingham, UK
GENERAL : The following original research performed by Dylan
DePolignac. (C) 1996- 97 by Dylan DePolignac. Last update: 13
September 1997. Permission is granted to freely copy, modify, and
distribute this document in whole or in part, provided that it is not
done for profit and that this entire copyright notice remains
attached.
If you find these reports useful or if you wish me to research a city
of your choosing, please write to me (dylan.depolignac@usa.net)
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House of Pleasure:
Sabrinas
Location :
North Birmingham, UK
Telephone :
(0121) 4343845
Facilties :
3 rooms, variously equipped with Jacuzzi, costumes, torture
instruments etc.
Prices :
15 pounds entry (for massage), then extras approx. #30 hand job ,
#40 blow job, #50 full sex, #50 to #60 half and half, other service
depends on the girl.
General :
The brothel looks from the outside like a set from a Horror Movie.
Set high above a parade of disused shops in a downbeat Birmingham
suburb. You might expect swirling vampire bats and some stunted
ogre to answer the door. However it gets a lot better. The girls
are genuine Birmingham nymphomaniacs. They love sex but are also
good on basic manners - nice greetings, chit-chat and cup of tea -
very homely.
Open
10 am till midnight.
Usually 2 to 3 girls working, choose your visit time to avoid
waiting because they're not well set up for that.
Format:
You pay your 15 pounds then you choose the girl of your fancy - they
are happy to show you the wares first - no hassle. Then you choose
your room - basic, jacuzzi, dress-up - no extra charges there. You
then get on with the massage or anther business. If you stay with
simple massage, you'll be out within 30 minutes, paying for extras
will easily take you to a full hour. I've always had more than 60
minutes - no rush. You pay the girl for extras afterwards which is
also nice but tends to lead to excess when it comes to tips (totally
discretionary). I think the girls know this and they play to it.
Hostess Reports :
Lea : Personality:8,Body:6,Face:5,Technique:8, Overall 6 to 7
Older than most who work at this pleasure house, Lea is about 35-40,
very slim, small long tits and a tight shaved pussy. She is not so
pretty but is an extremely friendly woman.
I spent 40 minutes just chatting to her, watching porno movies and
rubbing each other up in a Jacuzzi before we got down to business.
This was my first time and she went out of her way to make me at
ease, making me a cup of tea and folding up my clothes, etc. There
certainly is a lot to be said for experience - I was so nervous that
at first I couldn't even crack a hard and she realised this. As she
started kissing me up and down the stomach and thighs, she slowly
got a rise out of me and without any effort, she slipped a condom on
me by using her mouth - class act! I settled for oral only as by
that stage she had me begging for it and could have finished me in
20 seconds. She was smarter than that though and playing for the
repeat visit, she blew me for about 10 minutes till I caved in (or
is that "out"?)
Imani: Personality:6 Body:8 Face:7 Technique:7 Overall:7/10
A few months later back in Birmingham on business, I turned up
without phoning. When Imani opened the door, I truly believed that
the place had turned into a health club and that she must be their
receptionist. She is built like gym instructor, and whilst she was
pumping me, she admitted that she taught aerobics in her "regular
job", smallish, very slim but perfect shape, she has very small pert
tits, dark nipples, very dark shaved pussy and light creamy coloured
smooth skin. Deep "brummy" accent which I usually find amusing but
was starting to find quite sexy on Imani. Impeccable body, quite
pretty but not so "at ease" with her body as Lea is. Experience -
that's what Imani needs to work on.
I was ecstatic when she told me that she wasn't the receptionist and
that she would "take" me right away - just about blew my wad there
and then. I was going to go for the cup of tea and jacuzzi routine
but was so eager I asked to get down to business - starting with a
massage. This was not so great - and when I offered to reverse
roles she agreed easily. I rubbed her down for 45 minutes. First
the back, then the front, finishing with her fingers and her toes in
an Eastern "strip" massage. She loved it - moaning and wriggling
slowly and purring like a kitten. I loved just holding her body -
it was like being lent a fine navigation instrument to work with for
a while.
Imani is a little on the selfish side and would have been happy to
call it a day after her massage (at which point this would only have
cost me 15 pounds) but I had a hard-on the size of a baby's arm so I
asked her for the works. Oral was perfunctory so I switched to
doggy style which was great - you need to imagine what an aerobic
instructor's pussy can be toned up to!! She is quite small and
doggy was obviously hurting her, so she rolled me belly up and
showed me what aerobic meant. If I'd moved at that speed for so
long they'd have had to take me out on a stretcher. I actually came
about half way through but she seemed to have another agenda so I
let her go for it. Good value for money.
On the way out, Imani introduced me to Julie who was so gorgeous
(punk spiky blond hair, young, large tits, nympho pout) that I
almost contrived to firm up once more. They offered me a twosome
for "next time", Imani giving me some credit for a good massage. I
resolved to extend my business trip and come back the following day.
Shelley: Personality:9, Body:9, Face:7, Technique:9, Overall 9/10
I rang back the next evening to book Imani and Julie and was told
that they were "out". I guess they do hotel calls. I asked who was
working and was told a few names I didn't recognise but the prospect
of a twosome had made me so expectant that I decided to just turn up
and chance it.
I can't remember the name of the girl who answered the door but she
was a non-starter and seemed to know it. I asked to see the other
hostesses and was told that they were working. Indeed, whip cracks
and cries from the torture room at the right of the stairs landing
seemed to confirm that for at least one of them. I got the feeling
that my hostess was hassling me to take her. I was going to leave
as I cannot abide hassle nor waiting, when a tall, mellow half-caste
girl (Shelley) showed the cut of her jib and miraculously a spare
room was found.
Shelley got started on the massage, maintaining her smock and her
shoes. Even when I asked her to loosen up a bit she just took off
the smock and kept her lingerie and shoes. She didn't seem to want
to do more than that and as it was gone midnight, I guessed that she
was tired and had taken me as a favour. As the reverse massage had
worked well with Imani, I told Shelley to take a break and that I'd
massage her instead. She was not too enthused by this but agreed.
This gave me a reasonable premise to get her lingerie and shoes off
though, and at that point things turned up for the better.
Shelley is tall, quite busty, some Indian or Pakistani blood mixed
with Caucasian which has definitely worked in her favour - coffee
coloured eyes, good tits. By "good" I mean on the large side but
entirely self supporting - very dark aureolae with immaculately
rippled edges like the bullseye of a dartboard and then jet black
nipples. You need about a hand and a half to do justice to one
breast and they feel like mother in the mouth. The rest of her body
is excellent - again shaved pussy seems to be de rigeur - which was
nice `cos it gave me a chance to appreciate the finer detail of her
labia - very clearly marked out from the rest and finished in that
same nipple black. When I rolled her over, I noticed that the ring
of her ass was marked out in jet black as well. As there was a
porno movie playing at the time with a guy boning some chick's
backdoor, I asked Shelley if this was possible - that little black
"o" was just so pretty. Alas this particular adventure was not to
be - she turned me down politely - we carried on with the massage.
This was the first time that I'd seen a coloured girl naked and I
guess it must have shown. She is a stunner and as I was going
through the massage I was telling her how different her skin smelt,
how her erogenous zones were so much more pronounced than Euro girls
and I think she found this quite amusing. She certainly loosened up
considerably and told me that her "real job" was a dancer/stripper
in the summer season in Norway and that the Norwegian boys went
drop-dead crazy for a "bit of black" as well. Well after having an
aerobics instructor the previous night and now an exotic stripper,
hearing her speak like this, I jut started creaming myself while I
was massaging her - couldn't help it. She just reached out, took
hold of my balls and helped me through this slight excess. Giggled
a bit. This was the beginning of a journey into paradise. As I was
temporarily taken care of and she seemed to be enjoying the massage,
we just rolled right on. I got to touch or lick any part of her I
wanted and I must have used half a bottle of Baby Oil - she was
shining like a polished baby grand piano!
We went well over the hour and so far I had paid 15 pounds. I was
very happy with this and just laid down to hold her a bit. She was
almost asleep but roused herself to ask me if I'd be taking "any of
the famous house extras?" I thought that I was pumped out - so I
just jokingly said "sure - the works" and that's what I got. She
had to stroke me a lot to get me hard enough for a condom and then
she gave me few minutes of wonderful head, real strong movements of
roof of mouth, cheeks, tip of tougue and tiny powerful lip pulls.
This girl has a Phd in fellatio - she could suck-start a garden-vac.
I would have blown in an instant and she figured that out, so moved
over to "lady on the top" where she paced herself for a good 5
minutes - keeping me on the edge. This is where I got the best and
lasting memories of her gorgeous tits and her long crinkly black
hair. Her nipples were so engorged, moist and black that every time
they touched my chest or lips I expected them to leave a stain like
ripe blackberries.
She watched me come and made it as slow as she could, smiling with
kind determination - wonderful little pussy squeezes and something
I've never experienced before nor since - a sort of tail-shaking
routine like the final movements of a Retriever as it sheds water
emerging from a lake. A short series of very rapid and very
powerful shakes of the haunches and tail - I had died and gone to
heaven.
Date: Wed, 31 Dec 1997 13:42:25 +0000 (GMT)
Subject: Birmingham, UK
I do a lot of travelling in my type of work, and it usually involves going
through Birmingham. My favourite place is Penny's Tonal Therapy (0121
472 1626) which has been mentioned before in the Guide - they are always
friendly and provide a great service. I have been going there for about 2
years now...
The whole place has been renovated, so that it is much more homely and
comfortable. The prices still remain at 10ukp (shower and massage), 12ukp
(jacuzzi and massage) and 40ukp for whatever service you like.
Someone mentioned earlier that the girls had now gone to "Good Lookers",
but they decided not to. I have sampled quite a number of girls and here
are my favourites:
Emma - Tall, dark hair. She gives a wonderful massage, with great head.
Nice tits too.
Sasha - frizzy hair, coming from somehwere in Wales. Slim body with small
tits. Good head and a tight pussy.
Sarah - blonde babe. Gives good head. Nice tits. Pierced bell button, and
a tattoo on her bum.
Paula - Lovely blonde, giving excellent massage and a good all round
service. Works there occasionally.
Dee - Small girl, but with amazing tits (big nipples) who loves to have
fun. Talks dirty and full of fantasy.
Chelsea - I only ever had her once, but wow - she is great. She is
very small, petite with not a great body, but her personality and
performance makes up for i! Great massage, loving attention to giving
head, and she screws and squirms like she ws on fire. I already had Emma
just before, and she had worn me out. I thought I wouldn't be able to cum
again but Chelsea managed it!
Of the other girls there, I don't recommend any. They were either
unattractive (well, not my type), or their personality lacked a little
something.
I have been to "Good Lookers" and Blackbird was right - they didn't give a
good service - I felt uncomfortable and not at ease with the girl I had.
Cuddles is an okay place, but I haven't been for quite a while. They have
girls of types, and I mean just that!
For other places round Birmingham, you could look up the Personals section
n the local evening called "Birmingham Evening Mail". There is also a
Personals Section at the back of the "What's On" magazine to Birmingham,
which lists small print ads and picture ads of escorts and massage places.
Subject: Fw: Birmingham England
Date: Thu, 15 Jan 1998 16:30:38 -0000
Pennys telephone 0121 472 1626 location Bristol Road Selly Oak car
parking public car park just down road.
Pennys is the best massage parlour in Birmingham that I know of. The
fee is UKP10.00 or UKP12.00 depending on whether you want a room with
jacuzzi or not. There are usually at least 3 girls to choose from and
at more popular times over 5. You should ask to choose if the girl who
answers the door is not to your taste. The girls tend to be mature but
are all attractive. The pick of the girls are Yvonne a very nice lady,
Emma (who is not at Good Lookers now...Jan 98), Kirsty and Jodi though
all the girls are pleasant. The girls are very versatile and there are
several who will take a spanking and even the cane (UKP2.00 a spank or
UKP10.00 a cane stroke) which is rare in Birmingham. Obviously they
will provide all the more normal services prices around UKP40.00. The
premises are comfortable, very clean and the atmosphere is
friendly. Altogether definitely the first parlour to visit in
Birmingham
Lena Masang telephone 212 9797 location 4b Lionel street ( under a
railway bridge) parking on street or car park next door.
This is given 5 stars by McCoy but I am not so sure. You are not
offered a choice of girls. This is a big parlour...like a rabbit
warren. The decor is comfortable but not outstanding. The girl I saw
was friendly enough but seemed in a bit of a hurry and oral was only
average. Price UKP40.00 for oral. However if you are in the city
centre and pushed for time this is ok.
Lucy Palmers telephone 772-2417 location 399 Coventry Road parking
outside
Do not be put off by the elaborate security. On arrival you will be
led into the parlour where the manageress introduces you to the five
girls on duty at any one time. There was a good range when I visited -
one Asian, one half-caste and three white the latter youngish. The fee
for the room is UKP15.00 for an hour plus UKP10.00 to the girl before
extras. I saw Sonya a bubbly Asian girl who gives wonderful oral and
Fay a very attractive tall half-caste girl. Fee for oral was
UKP35.00. The room was comfortable but just a couch not a bed. Had
jacuzzi and shower. The only minus point is that the girls have to
keep strictly to the time limits. This is a managed parlour. Second
best after Pennys.
Ambassadors Telephone 622 4642 location Bristol Street (near City
Centre) parking on street outside
This used to a dump years ago but has been totally redecorated. There
is a wide selection of rooms. I had the VIP which has a four poster
bed and a mirrored wall. The walls are hung with drapes. It is very
pleasant. On arrival you wait in a small bar and the girls come in
separately and you choose. There were 4 present when I visited..a good
range, one black, 3 white. I saw Andrea a pleasant older woman. The
massage was quite good and there was no rush. But a little pricey at
UKP60.00 for a spanking and oral. However this is the best place to go
if you are in the City Centre and pushed for time.
Others. Burbank as your previous correspondent says is a horrible dump
with disinterested girls. There are claims that it has been
re-decorated in the local paper but I advise giving it a wise
berth. McCoy says that the owner of Buirbank also owns Good Lookers so
you can draw your own conclusions. Although I have not visited them it
is worth noting that McCoy is dismissive of the Blue Bell Suite and
Park Avenue. As I think he tends to be generous this is hardly a
recommendation, particularly when the parlours I have commented on
above are all of at least a reasonable standard and in the case of
Pennys excellent.

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